New Lifestyle Flex.
Ah. The mysterious product with no name. The packet says "Free Sample". The packet says "New Flex System". It also says "Ultra Thin", "With Wings" and "Shapes itself to your Body". So then, what is it?
Whats more disturbing than the coy copy on the cover is the fact that they expect women to actually try this thing. Found stuck to a magazine cover. I mean, I figure most women have that need sorted already. Its not like they go "Oh gosh! Im leaking eveywhere. Lucky I have this ultra thin, with wings, shapes itself to your body flex thing I found on a magazine cover!".
At least I hope that sort of incident is rare. Maybe it happens more often than I dare suspect.
Whats more disturbing than the coy copy on the cover is the fact that they expect women to actually try this thing. Found stuck to a magazine cover. I mean, I figure most women have that need sorted already. Its not like they go "Oh gosh! Im leaking eveywhere. Lucky I have this ultra thin, with wings, shapes itself to your body flex thing I found on a magazine cover!".
At least I hope that sort of incident is rare. Maybe it happens more often than I dare suspect.
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